If People would just ride their bikes…

Ok so here I was thinking, if people in the media, you know stars, celebrities and such would just ride their bikes, half of their troubles wouldn’t exist…

Take for example Lindsay Lohan. She wouldn’t need so much booze and drugs because riding a bike gives a rider the same feel of doing crack…right?

Paris Hilton….well if she would have ridden a bike, then she never would have gotten her license suspended…but its good that she’s going to jail.

K Fed and Brit….they should have ridden bikes together. Everyone knows a couple that plays, is a couple that stays….

Jessica Simpson, Everyone knows that riding a bike makes your smarter…

Nick Lachey, bike riding makes you a better singer.

David Hasselhof started off bad to begin with in the 80’s…the dude drove a car that talked! Now you know that will mess up anyone. The only way to cure his ways is to…yup ride a bike!

Mayor of Los Angeles Antonio Villaraigosa…well nothing could help this clown. He just sucks.


  1. Moe

    Villaraigosa a clown? Dude, he’s all over the place, do you even remember who the last Mayor of Los Angeles was? Don’t think so. Don’t be hatin’ on Tony just because you live in OC…

  2. Priscilla

    I think thats why RL isn’t a fan..b/c he’s in every photo op you can imagine…always trying to look good. lol. But maybe if Tony starts riding his bike everywhere it could bring lots of attention to commuters.

  3. Moe

    He’s a politician, that’s what he’s supposed to do. But just because he does that, it doesn’t mean that he sucks.

  4. RL Policar (Post author)

    Yes he’s a clown, a camera hog…he loves to be in the spotlight.

  5. RL Policar (Post author)

    Nick Lachey is another douche…I mean, c’mon, who in their right mind would be wearing a fur coat, no shirt and leather pants…while he’s tugging it down. He’s not even good looking…nor talented.

  6. Ghost Rider

    I don’t really know much about Villaraigosa, but I can say with confidence that even a bike couldn’t save the other douches you mention…a herd of talentless, plastic clowns who are famous ONLY for being complete and utter screwups.

    Yeah, I’m a “celebrity hater”. It’s how I roll…

  7. Moe

    But Ghost… you are now a celebrity after being profiled on our site! 😉

  8. Ghost Rider

    …well, I don’t hate myself, if that’s what you’re getting at!!! Ha ha!

    If only I could concoct a newsworthy “event” consisting of alcohol, a suspended license, fake boobs and a sexual dalliance, I could CEMENT this celebrity thing — I’ll be bigger and badder than Madonna!!!

  9. RL Policar (Post author)

    Another celeb I can’t stand is that boyish singer Clay Aiken…I mean, dude, everyone knows…just come out of the closet!

  10. Priscilla

    LOL. I didn’t know you were so hip on all the latest celeb gossip RL.

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