Do you ever worry about how you might defend yourself if you’re ever caught up in a street-side confrontation? Fret no more…gaze your eyes upon this “self-defense” video I stumbled across on YouTube. This one’s got it all — high-flying kicks, crappy sound effects, bad 80s haircuts, and chicks in BMX uniforms…does it get any better than this?
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20 responses so far ↓
1 Bob // Oct 4, 2008 at 12:33 am
It could have been better if they dubbed in English and the words did not match the lip movement. But it is still amusing.
2 Jesus Christ // Oct 4, 2008 at 3:21 am
that was badass, lol wow! that chick was my hero
Christ out
3 Will // Oct 4, 2008 at 6:45 am
This is simultaneously the worst and best thing I have EVER seen.
4 RL // Oct 4, 2008 at 7:20 am
Thanks Jack, I feel confident defending myself against construction workers!
Amen to that Will!
5 Shek // Oct 4, 2008 at 8:17 am
try doing this on your xtracycle…
I live in the South, so they wont mind me putting a gun rack on my xtracycle…that should be the wickedest mod ever done to an xtracycle!
6 Ghost Rider // Oct 4, 2008 at 10:04 am
Shek, funny you mention that…I was actually thinking about doing a “spoof” how-to article on that…either a gun rack or a swiveling gun mount on the handlebar.
Someone would get a hernia trying to swing an Xtracycle around in that way…
7 Seth // Oct 4, 2008 at 10:48 am
Bad 80’s hair styles? I still love the look.
Great video, thanks!
8 MattG // Oct 4, 2008 at 11:58 am
Was this a spoof? I thought it was footage of a CM ride. Completely fooled me!
9 Chester // Oct 4, 2008 at 3:58 pm
What I usually do is ride with two pumps connected together by a chain.
Telescoping nunchuks.
10 Shek // Oct 4, 2008 at 7:41 pm
I am not in IT, hence the html errors:
i need to stop giving ideas to the power ranger boys ( here and here)
11 Ghost Rider // Oct 4, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Ha ha, I forgot about those pictures…especially the one of Moe. He’d fit right into that video scenario above!
12 Marrock // Oct 4, 2008 at 10:05 pm
Seven feet of Kryptoflex cable and a Master Lock No. 40.
Theft deterrent and self-defense, gotta love tools that can multi-task.
13 wannaCmore // Oct 5, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Man, after a beat down like that, they need to hook with the waffle bike!
Don’t know how to insert links, so you’ll have to go to YouTube and search for ‘waffle bike’. Russ should get a kick out of it, even though it’s not a Bilenky.
14 Ghost Rider // Oct 5, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Waffle bike, anyone?
15 Ghost Rider // Oct 5, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Let’s try that again:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-aKtmAfeRg
16 Tony Bullard // Oct 6, 2008 at 7:10 am
Wow, the “sound” of the bike wheels drove me insane.
17 Val // Oct 6, 2008 at 9:37 am
OMG where are their helmets?!?! I think I hurt myself laughing.
18 Raiyn // Oct 6, 2008 at 9:24 pm
Their Bike-Fu is strong.
19 mph // Oct 7, 2008 at 6:46 am
Clearly, the essence of self defense is NEVER GIVE UP THE BIKE!
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