Saw this on Facebook, I think it was from Russ Roca’s profile.
Popularity: 9% [?]
There are three things in this world I can’t stand. One, bicycle thieves. Two, people that don’t have the guts to buy a $2 model at a garage sale legitimately. Dude, Man! Do yourself a favor, bike thief!!! Turn yourself in!! The local police and the world wide gene pool will applaud you!!!!
I think someone got a little help with that flyer… there isn’t a single spelling or grammar mistake.