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Hello loyal, curious, or bored-at-work Bike Commuters readers!  Here to report from the island of Oahu is Mir.I.Am.  A couple of enthralling bikely updates are in order regarding two of everyone’s favorite bike-related topics:  A) Political two-wheeling and 2) Pants-wearing.

Disclaimer on Adulthood: When trying to balance adulthood, I frequently find myself writing lists to prioritize where I will spend my time.  Some recent lists of things that matter/hold my attention span for longer than 17 seconds:

Fist Pump for gettin' things DONE.

Fist Pump for gettin' things DONE.

Back to Two-Wheeled Mayoral Rides:

When I tried to insert meeting politicians for bike advocacy into the equation we end up with a list like this:

  1. Boyfriend
  2. Food
  3. Sleep
  4. Bike Stuff …

10.  Farmer’s Market
11.  Cartoons
12.  Meeting up with Politicians to talk about Bikes

13.  Tanks of Bullfrogs in Chinatown Markets

14.  Getting Dressed

As you can see, it took quite a while for me to come up with something more compelling than #13 (Meeting Politicians) , even though this particular event is involved in #5 (Bike Stuff) and #7 (Volunteering).  Tanks of bullfrogs were added to put things in perspective.  Actually, tanks of bullfrogs are pretty cool but they are a little icky especially knowing that they are being sold to Asians as food and not pets.  Getting dressed is worse than tanks of bullfrogs and politicians.

Tanks of Yumfrogs in Honolulu Chinatown

Needless to say, Chad Taniguchi (my apparent hanai bike step-dad of HBL) convinced me via email to volunteer to represent the HBL in a meeting with Mayor Peter Carlisle of Honolulu last week.  In some circles, meeting with politicians may be considered “advocacy”, which is leaps and bounds better than just promoting “awareness“.

We went over some policy wonkiness (a.k.a. poli-wonkies) as follows:

  • Mayor recognizes HBL is an active, large, diverse, responsible organization that can help Honolulu become a bike friendly city
  • Mayor is willing to work with HBL, support us publicly, including riding on a high profile ride
  • Mayor embraces vision for bike friendly Hawaii and is willing to have departments work together with HBL to make it so
  • Mayor supports Complete Streets ordinance and vulnerable users’ bill in principle; provides channel to work on it with HBL
  • Mayor is willing to meet with HBL again in 6 months

Oops, I missed the note to make a serious face.

A “great success!” resulted from our meeting with the Mayor, in that he agreed to ride with HBL this Sunday for the Zach Manago Ride in Paradise, a two-day ride around the island in support of bike safety on Oahu.  Surf Mayor Peter Carlisle will join us at the beginning of the ride from the State Capitol to Waikiki – on a loaner bike despite sarcastic complaints of his pants needing a squishy seat.  Although poli-wonky advocacy is not my favorite type (see “how-to” on profuse hand-waving technique from my original commuter profile), this one turned out pretty good.

On to Pants:

Speaking of pants… Review coming up soon for these amazing Chrome Vanya Knickers that arrived in the mail yesterday!  (Cue pants fanfare…)  As you can see from the above list of adulthood priorities, “pants” falls under the category of #14: Getting Dressed, not one of my favorite activities in the land of bikinis.

Vanya Knickers - you shall house my lower half for the ZMRIP ride this weekend.

Vanya Knickers - you shall house my lower half for the ZMRIP ride this weekend. Thanks Chrome!

As far as clothing goes, I can say that it’s pretty enjoyable to be inside these knickers like an Anchorman Pants Party!  I plan to ride/sweat in them for a solid 20-30 miles on Sunday during the Zach Manago Ride in Paradise.    Passing on the sham-crotch-spando wear in favor of pants that actually looks like, well, PANTS!

Until next time, or until I get a real camera so I can show an updated photo of my awesome 3M ruban reflechissant as well as said pants in action, please enjoy the following scan:

On a day with a more sturdy xerox machine, I would have put them on and scanned my butt, but this is probably less obscene. Vanya Pants Scan!

We shall see if pants-worthy political advocacy moves up on the list of adulthood priorities after the Sunday ride – to my Hawaii Bike Commuters, see you this weekend!  Later, Cycle-gators.