Wow. I mean, WOW. Were you guys out on the bike last night? Did you feel the wind cutting through every piece of you that was not covered at least twice in layers as you caught every light on that downhill?
I DID! Cantaloupe is a beast, with her new sweet fenders. How could I resist a cold as ice night commute?
Let’s back up a bit. It’s in the 20’s here in Portland, and this girl has Hawaii body-core temperature still coursing through her veins, so don’t laugh at the pathetic attempt at layering if you are a seasoned winter warrior (you guys should leave tips in the comment box below, instead). I know some of you commuters are out there pedal-pushing in the single digits. Brrrrrmmmmnesota.
I’ve taped this photo to the inside of my front door for inspiration… it keeps me from wein-ing out and opting for a run for the bus:
My neighbors and I biked home together at about 7pm, or 20-something degrees o’clock here in Portland. And I am proud to say that I somehow survivor-ed the coldest commute of my life. How did my sissy-la-la pants make it happen?
- Step 1: Pull on your skivvies and cover up your underparts… Cycle ladies and gents, I would not recommend anything that’s gonna give your crotch a case of seam anxiety, but that is a very personal choice. Y’all know what works with your saddle, and what doesn’t – immediately!
- Step 2: Pull on some Darn Tough wool crew socks.
- Step 3: Next, some super-high waisted fleece-lined leggings. Do Cycle dudes wear leggings? No, but some kind of bike base layer tights might do the trick. Just ask Jack.
- Step 4: Then your outer layer of pantalones. I chose the Chrome Vanya knicker for it’s stretchiness and crotch action (make sure you follow Step 1, re: crotch anxiety).
Getting warm yet, people? Okay… Keep going to the top layers:
- Step 5: T shirt/tank/base. I wore a cotton tee tucked into my leggings/tights.
- Step 6: Long sleeve zip-up running jacket thing. Stretchy, thumb-holey, and a freebie from my stepmom via Costco.
- Step 7: Oh yeah, ANOTHER long sleeve, with more stretchiness, a super long back to cover my butt, and a high collar from that Lululemon review back in the day.
- Step 8: Fruffy vest. Marshmallow it and warm up your core! I love puffy vest like my future unborn child.
- Step 9: Patagonia Torrentshell with pit zips open and hood tucked in.
And on to the peripherals (“I see a ficus tree…”):
- Step 10: North Face gloves: inadequate – not cycling specific, but it’s all I got right now.
- Step 11: Ear grips over ponytail.
- Step 12: Buff over the neck, over the ear grips, ponytail, and up to the top of my head like a wetsuit hood.
- Step 13: Shoes, helmet, and the obligatory Mir fannypack.
So, yeah. It did the trick. More winter wonderful commuting tips coming your way. In the meantime, hook us up in the comments box with your favorite or newly-discovered layering goodies. Go eat a bag of tiny donuts, cold weather! Props to all the winter pedal peoples out there.