Tag Archive: socks Wool Socks-Now Available!

For those of you who didn’t win our sock give-away contest, now’s your chance to own a genuine pair of Wool Socks.

The price for a pair of dreamy socks is only $15, SHIPPED! (US ONLY) We only have a limited number of these and most likely we won’t bring them back because we plan on spending the money we made on the socks on temporary tattoos and Slurpees. Hurry, buy a pair now…besides, the cute bicycle sign on the socks totally rock!
60% Wool, 25% Acrylic, 10% polypropylene, 5% spandex. 100% kickass.

You can wear these socks for cycling, beer drinking, pretzel eating, and to job interviews. One thing great about our socks: if you ever get stuck in the snow, you can remove one sock, place snow inside and let the snow melt. You can then drink that melted snow since the sock works like a filter. See…these socks are way more useful than any regular socks, they can help keep you alive!

Oh, by the way fellas, chicks dig a guy with sweet socks. Our socks can be your ice breaker, “Hello! My name is Octavious. Check out my socks!” This is when the ladies start ooohing and say, “Cute socks!” Yep.

Ladies, if you are in a relationship with someone and want to take it to the next level…BAM! SOCKS!

(men) 7-9
(women) 8.5-10.5

(men) 9.5-11.5
(women) 11-13